Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Jiggly Ta-Tas and Rock Hard Abs

Every real man knows the final step up the staircase that is manhood: the ability to jiggle your pecs by flexing.

Since Thanksgiving I have done 5,217 push ups and 3,082 sit ups. My A-cup pecs are now on full jiggle mode. When I look in the mirror after doing my 100 daily push ups and sit ups (I stopped adding one a few weeks back), I see Dee-Bo from "Friday" and "Next Friday" (also w/ Ice Cube) staring back at me, flexing his muscular pecs. I think there is an optical illusion taking place, but I can not be certain.

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Blogger Joshua Hiltunen said...

You should really take that mirror size picture of Dee-bo down. I think it's frightening your parents.

7:35 AM  
Blogger Schaubs said...

AKA "Zeus"!!

11:03 AM  

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