Damn Cagers

So here I am, riding home from class on a partly cloudy Friday afternoon. I'm less than a mile from home, on a nice and long straight stretch of 25th AVE NE. About 200 feet in front of me, a car heading towards me decides to make a U-turn.

No big deal. Sure, it is illegal to make U-turns in Washington State, but we've all had to at one time or another. He doesn't have enough time to make the U-turn and not slow me down, so he finishes his U-turn in the right lane, and slows to a stop (the right lane has a few parked cars here and there along the road).

A car makes a U-turn in front of you, then stops in the right lane with other parked cars. What is the last thing you'd expect it to do next? How about MAKE ANOTHER U-TURN RIGHT INTO YOU?! What the fuck?! I barely squeaked by the car while swerving away from it and into the oncoming lane. Luckily there wasn't any traffic coming, but really? The double-U-turn without looking for anyone who might be behind you? GRARRR!!